ihyperbolize:

Solemn low five is my personal favorite. That and self five for when I’m by myself and I really want to high five someone

(Source: lightntangy)

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Jun
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Jun

constantlycomic:

benedictatorship:

moriarty-did-it:

doctorwho:

#MARY POPPINS IS A TIME LORD.

moonmyst:

angsturbatecate:

chylan:

totalspiffage:

yousexythiing:

icthyosapien:

angsturbatecate:

If there was ever a female Doctor, Mary was it.

Head canon, idgaf, fight me.

seriously. she had the bag that was bigger on the inside and everything.

Bowties are cool, huh Mary?

OH MY F**KING GOD.

#been saying this for years #issues with authority. cheeky. sweeps children away on nonsensical adventures. is sometimes a dick. has sociopathic tendencies. is delightful. sounds like the doctor to me

Okay, so Julie Andrews for Twelfth Doctor, y/y?

I wear a daisy hat now… daisy hats are cool

How have we never blogged this before!?!

The Doctor (aka John Smith) is a Time Lord
The Nanny (aka Mary Poppins) is a Time Lady. 

omg

OMG

OMG

The Doctor’s mother, everybody.

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Jun

terminus-est:

unexpectedlyawesome:

fluffmyb0ner:

bookishbutcorruptible:

janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

#PHEELS

OH GOD. MY HEART.

Omg.

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)

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2
Jun
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work
Japan: Man cooks own testicles and serves them to guests who willingly pay to eat them.
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Jun

dangling-thpider:

I will ship the HEART out of you!

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2
Jun

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it 

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

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Jun

(Source: breakingbats)

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Jun
Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.
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Jun