how can people actually like the summer
how can people actually like 100 degree weather
(Source: bewbies)
Jun
- Chances of finding fanfic 100%
- Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
- Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
- Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
- Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
Can never unsee.
God it’s so true.
(Source: agent-bartowski)
Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes
CRYING
BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS
EXCEPT YOU LOKI
I AM DYING
FUCK YOU SANTA
#redhead appreciation post
Felicia Day, Julie McNiven, Karen Gillan
Well that’s because calling his stories complex is quite frankly letting him off too easily - there’s a difference between complex and deliberately inscrutable
See Steven Moffat subscribes to a school of writing previously made famous by JJ Abrams and the rest of the dinguses who wrote Lost in that he understands that being deliberately obtuse about your plot is a cheap and effective way to make people watch your dumb show
I really hate to be that guy singing Russel T Davies’ praises right now because, as Last of the Time Lords, Journey’s End and The End of Time effectively demonstrate, good god is he by no means a perfect writer
But! But but but butt butte he understood that a good story is a good story and that good characters make you care about that good story and what Moffat does instead is beat you about the ears with the same stupid unanswerable questions in an effort to hold you hostage and show up for next week’s episode - and they’re not unanswerable due to complexity, they’re unanswerable because there’s no fucking way you’d know the answer to those questions. What are the Silence? How does River Song know The Doctor? What’s The Doctor’s real name? I don’t feel like watching Sherlock so I can include a Sherlock related question in this list I’m riffing?
There’s a point in all this, I’ll get to it right now
It’s this: if you’ve been paying attention to Steven Moffat’s style of writing you’d have known for ages leading up to this headline that he has no respect for his audience
He’s not a master of “mind-fuck”, he’s a master of “hahaha fuck you”
#he’s a master of gross and gross #and how nice to call your viewers presumably fairly stupid #YOU’re presumably fairly stupid #and you’re a fucking asshole #not presumably #and not fairly
(Source: rosterlu)
(via imgTumble)Accurate beyond any kind of description.
(Source: ofsparrowsandmockingjays)
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart:
Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013.
Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013.
Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013.
Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013.
Catching Fire: 22 November 2013.
The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013.
Captain America 2: April 4, 2014
Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014.